Now with gender-inclusive interjections!
Published On: October 31, 2026

2 thoughts on “stonk up on candy this year because it’s candytime. even for market analysts and monsters”

  1. no regrets about the title. read it and weep if you like. especially if you’re a market analyst.

  2. no monsters, though. we never cry

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